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translation to any English dialect is acceptable.

I need someone to clear up this meaning. I *think* it says something "did those two meet / bump into each other? YOU have to think of a good answer" or "did those two meet / bump into each other? *I* have to think of a good answer" but I can't tell if it's "you" or "I" or if this is entirely incorrect!

Inglés Americano por favor

This is from an online Twitter "conversation" (although it is more like two people openly expressing their thoughts without having a linear conversation)

I sort of apologized to a friend after a kind of problematic situation. I do not know this person in real life.

I thought they both meant "as it is (or "As you are are") this does not mean i would like to meet you in person"? But I am not sure
or perhaps it means, "this does not mean that you have won my affections" but i really have on idea! and Google translate gives a very ugly translation ("I leave this win and I don't celebrate" or "with the shit I see I'm not so happy to have met you"), that is confusing.

Only someone with fluency in the language would be able to know what it really means...